Hi! I'm Rosie.

I'm a trumpeteer, Francophone, spelling bee champ (bowdlerize), middle child, lifelong vegetarian, and a wearer of stripes and polka dots (at the same time).

Born in Manhattan, raised on the Upper West Side and then in Portland, OR. College at Whitman in Walla Walla, Washington (it's a real place). Newly minted MFA from UC Irvine.

Pottermore-sorted Ravenclaw who mostly plays Gryffindors onstage. All-around wackadoodle, secret leading lady. Energy to burn.